Reports from friends of the Bootylicious singer (which is also debatable depending on whether you see her with or without her butt pads) say that Beyonce and hubby Joe Camel Jay-Z are planning a 2200 sq ft nursery for their child. That’s a lot of space for what will almost certainly become an unofficial Spanx closet. I kid, I kid. her friends don’t quite think it’s a good idea asking if she’s afraid to leave the child in there. They could be off in the corner trapped under a fallen shelf that collapsed under the weight of her numerous lacefronts… but the ones with the nappy baby hair as they weigh the most. Can’t a child live comfortably in say 1000 sq ft? Entire families have crossed the border and done it so I don’t see why a baby can’t. Alas, I digress.
On a more interesting note, Matthew Knowles’ ego has grown to a point that it is now eating itself. Apparently he thinks that he can, excuse my french, bust off into random women and pay his daughter to raise his illegitimate kids. #Negative. Beyonce may not portray herself to be the most intellectual person but good sense she does have. Former Scrubs star Alexsandra Wright, 40 revealed to Star Magazine Matthew Knowles’ plan to have Beyonce raise her, get this, half brother, as her own child. she stated how much shock she was in, as she should be, and that she didn’t believe anyone including Beyonce actually knew of this. it was unclear whether or not Ms. Wright hit Mr. Knowles or not following announcing his devious plan.
Best of luck to Beyonce and her new baby, and best of luck to Matthew Knowles for all his endeavors of at 60 trying to be the next Hugh Heffner.
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